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Dear March, What’s up with this?
March 31, 2008 - 2:36pm — Shawn Hogendorf
Just yesterday I was picking up my yard, cleaning out the garage, looking into what veggies and herbs I am going to plant in my garden and taking a leisurely stroll through my neighborhood with my family. Today, I’m battling slippery streets, wiping off my windows every time I head to my car and preparing to shovel my sidewalk, once again, when I get off work. Arghhhh. Seriously, March. You are my favorite month. I am a Pisces and I do enjoy the fact that the first day of spring falls 48 hours after my birthday year-in and year-out, but why? Why, March? I was ready for spring. I put my hat and gloves away, consciously thinking to myself, “I don’t need these anymore.” Wrong! It’s opening day on the diamond. Good thing were still building that new stadium, eh Anaheim. The Final Four of the NCAA basketball tournament is next week. People are tan after returning from spring break. I even saw my first outdoor patio tables being placed at some overzealous restaurants over the weekend. In my mind, it was spring. According to the calendar it’s spring. Then March has to go out like a lion and makes me look like a fool. I get it. Pisces are by trait, according to www.astrology-online.com/pisces.htm: “Imaginative and sensitive Compassionate and kind Selfless and unworldly Intuitive and sympathetic” I don’t see sensitivity, compassion, kindness, selflessness or sympathy traits coming out this year. When Pisces turn to the dark side they are: “Escapist and idealistic Secretive and vague Weak-willed and easily led” So was it December of January that broke your will? Who mislead you, March? Didn’t Mother Nature teach you not to keep secrets? So here I am, on the last day of my favorite month breaking out the hat and gloves, again, and taking out the shovel. April is the one that’s supposed to make me a fool. Shame on you, March.
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Dear Shawn, Tough cookies. I...
Back to page topDear Shawn,
Tough cookies. I decided to go out like a lion this year.
I figured it was a good time for people to be snowed in with all of the great college basketball to watch. They don't call it March Madness for nothing.
Anyway, April's here now, so I'm off duty.
See ya next year,
March
Oh, yeah, yesterday was...
Back to page topOh, yeah, yesterday was still March. Otherwise, I'd have thought Mother Nature was playing a dirty Aprill Fool's joke on us.
Yes, but today was April,...
Back to page topYes, but today was April, and I still found myself scraping ice and brushing snow off my car this morning while my next-door neighbor used his SNOWBLOWER. I guess we really shouldn't be surprised anymore!
This is where a garage comes...
Back to page topThis is where a garage comes in handy.
Even though I can barely open the car door once inside due to the boxes of really necessary stuff that my husband cannot seem to part with, I made it very clear that I would be parking in the garage this winter (pretty much the first winter in three years because his "collection" was previously much more spread out).
Also, it's times like this that I really appreciate living under a home owners' association that takes care of snow plowing, shoveling, etc. for "significant snowfalls." I'm betting they weren't expecting to be out on March 31, though.
AH, yes, the garage. If only...
Back to page topAH, yes, the garage. If only we would clean it out, we could fit a car in it!