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Joke of the Day

Submitted by Joanna Miller on March 4, 2007 - 7:00am.
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I recently bought some Laffy Taffy, so A: I'm on a sugar high and B: I have some really silly jokes to share.

Please chime in if you have any good jokes! I'm setting the bar pretty low...

 

Q: Why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup?

A: Because he was cofffin

Q: What is another name for a sleeping skeleton?

A: Lazy bones

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because he saw the salad dressing

 


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So, you can't top my Laffy...

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So, you can't top my Laffy Taffy jokes, eh? Well, since no one else is sharing their humor...here are a few more knee slappers:

Q: What is black and white and blue all over?

A: A skunk in the North Pole

 

Q: What did one cool alien say to the other?

A: Yo! You're far out dude!

 

If you were shy about posting jokes here, these last two jokes should provoke you into posting! They're so stupid, that they're funny. (Sort of like how Pug dogs are so ugly they're cute.)


Submitted by Joanna Miller on March 8, 2007 - 3:41pm.

Q: What do you call...

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Q: What do you call something that is big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A Big Red Rock-Eater!


Submitted by Mark Gores on March 9, 2007 - 5:26pm.

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