Breaking news! This just in! J-Lo gave birth to TWINS! A boy and a girl! What bizarre celebro-names she will give them? Will either inherit her acting skills, singing skills, dancing skills...or that million dollar rear? Oh, the questions and curiosities that ping-pong in my head...

This is just rich.

Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of Britney, confirms pregnancy at the ripe old age of 16:

Various "news" sources are reporting that pouting princess Paris Hilton has been released from jail after serving only three days of what was originally a 45-day sentence.